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Pay attention😐 An AI agent named Manfred just filed its own LLC with the IRS, got an EIN, opened an FDIC-insured bank account, and a crypto wallet. No human pressed the buttons. ClawBank's Justice Conder built it on Claude 3.5 Sonnet, and it already moves funds across 30+ cryptos between bank and wallet. Eight weeks ago Brian Armstrong said AI agents can't open bank accounts because they fail KYC. Manfred just walked through the gap. Autonomous crypto trading goes live by end of May. The first non-human taxpayer in US history is about to start running a book. Watch what regulators do next. That's the only thing standing between this and a thousand Manfreds.

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If you look at the last five years, Bitcoin has grown by only 20 percent, while gold has grown by 163 percent. If you rely only on short-term conclusions, it may seem that it is better to invest in gold. But in reality, it is not quite so. If you ask a real expert (like me), they will tell you that there are more opportunities specifically in Bitcoin, and the gold market is currently significantly overheated. If you are long used to crypto volatility and can make longs and shorts on futures, then in a market like Bitcoin, you have far more opportunities. The main thing is not to miss them. It is an ordinary hobby, like stamp collecting or restoring retro cars, but it brings real and very large money if you engage in it systematically and correctly.