Rotten BANANA of the Week: LUNA 🌕🍌
The granddaddy of all rugs. The one that humbled us all. $60B gone in a flash.
LUNA speedran “too stable to fail.”
They called it a stablecoin. Turns out, the only thing stable was our depression.
Charts went up, faith went higher… then it all cratered faster than you could say "algorithmic".
The aftermath? Lawsuits and enough trauma to power a bear market.
Your turn! What’s your Rotten BANANA this week? Maybe some (failed) BNB trenching experiences? 🤔
As always, we’re just a bunch of BANANAs 🍌
Starting 2ndOctober, we'll be peeling back the nastiest rugs in crypto once a week.
Name 'em. Shame 'em. Cry together. Laugh together.
This week’s Rotten BANANA: Aquabot 🪦
Pulled a $4.65M rug on Solana right before TGE.
21,770 SOL gone. Funds laundered. Replies nuked.
Even big names shilled it. Brutal.
It's your turn now - drop the projects that wrecked you below so we can all cope 👉👈
Afterall, we're all just BANANAs.
🍌 SHOW US YOUR BANANA STASH 🍌
Hi Minions
Which BANANA in your collection is your pride & joy?
🔹 Screenshot your favorite banana(s) on the platform 🔹 Post & tag
@thebananation on X
🔹 Make sure you're following
@thebananation
+ points for those with rarer bananas
+ points for those who also adds the "why" factor
10 random winners will each get $10 USDT
Event ends this Wednesday, 1st October, 0000H
PEELers, our time is coming.
We’ve all been there: rugged by projects, nuked by markets, fired from jobs.
Life keeps piling on, and all that’s left is to laugh while molding into the chair.
That’s why BANANA exists. Not a bridge, not a chain, not “the future of finance”. Just a vibe-first, utility-optional, copium-powered therapy token for the terminally online.
We’re not here to save Web3 (we could).
We’re here to laugh at the pain until it feels like healing.
Who’s BANANA for?
🍌 the HODLers
🍌 the degen who gm’s out of habit
🍌 the dropout and/or burnout
🍌 the "still early" copers BANANA is you.
BANANA is us - We are BANANA. At the off the day, we're just a BANANA.
Read our Yellowpaper: https://bananation.xyz/
⏰ Reminder, Minions!
The wallet submission is closing soon, submit your EVM wallet before 20th September (00:00 UTC).
No submission = no eligibility for future rewards.
Don’t miss out. Lock it in while you still can.
📢 Banana Airdrop Wallet Submission
Hey Minions!!!!
Submit your EVM wallet to secure future airdrops and rewards! 🍌✨
⚠️ Please note: Once submitted, your wallet cannot be changed.
🗓️ Submission Deadline: Sep 20, 00:00 UTC
👉 Don’t miss out, lock in your spot now!
Our Mission
“To become the most emotionally honest coin in existence by laughing off all the depressing shits together to help you feel again.”
We’re not here to pump your bags.
We’re here to hold your emotional damage with both peeling hands.
No hype. No hope. Not much of an utility.
Just shared existential comedy, BANANA stickers, and high-grade copium.
For over a year, we’ve been building a safe haven for everyone “hurt” or ‘rugged’ due to the acts of bad projects within crypto and now, an apPEELing future is just around the corner.”
Stay woke Minions
Most times you have to look closer to see the full picture. 🍌
When everything feels like it’s slipping away, remember, pressure creates the juice.
Squeeze through the pain. ApPEEL to your greatness.
The time is near ⏰
Minions, your grind shouldn't go unnoticed.
We see the hustle 💪 and now it’s time to stay locked in 🔒
Keep tapping, and let banana handle the rest.
You’ve earned this cuz after all, you are just a Banana 🌟
🚀 Infinite Play is Live — Powered by CARV! 🎮🍌
What's good Minions!!!!! excited to announce the official launch of Infinite Play by our partners at CARV — and yes, it’s a game-changer! 💥
🎁 300,000 $CARV is up for grabs as network-based incentives — just for playing your favorite games!
Here’s how to jump in:
👉 Join Infinite Play
🔗 Log in and bind your gaming accounts
🎮 Play games and complete missions
Why it matters: Every action you take helps build CARV’s D.A.T.A. Framework, a decentralized system that gives devs real-time insights from real player behavior — making games better for everyone.
💡 Play Fair. Own Your Share.
FYI - The day is coming.. Yes that day you have all been waiting for 🍌
Let’s reshape gaming together
🚨 BIG NEWS ALERT 🚨
Yes Minions
WE WON BEST TELEGRAM GAME!! 🏆🎉
A massive THANK YOU to over 1,000,000 people who voted for us! Your support means the world 🍌💛
Get ready, because 2025 is going to be BANANA-LICIOUS! 🚀🍌 Stay tuned for more epic adventures.
🍌 The Banana Jungle Adventure: NewbieNana's First Day! 🍌
Once upon a time, NewbieNana family ventured into the wild Banana Jungle for a dose of fun! 🌴🍌 Led by Nana, the sarcastic jungle queen, and her sidekick Screamnana (yes, he screams for fun), they met a quirky bunch of bananas.
Now, this wasn’t your average jungle – oh no. This was a place where bananas lived in all shapes and sizes, just like in The Matrix. Picture it: Nana, the wise and slightly sarcastic leader of the bananas, leading the pack, with her trusty sidekick Screamnana (who was always... well, screaming). They were surrounded by all kinds of quirky bananas – each with their own weird and wonderful stories.
🍌 NewbieNana asked them all about their lives:
Nana had been in the jungle for years, but nobody quite understood her obsession with green bananas.
Screamnana? Well, he just loved screaming for fun. It was his "thing."
Then there was Gurl Chillin' Banz, who just... chilled. Her favorite activity? Napping in the sun. 🛌
NewbieNana was amazed at how every banana had ended up there for a different reason – some lost, some seeking adventure, and others simply escaping from fruit salads. 😜🍽
After soaking in all the banana gossip, the Moz family (another banana clan) decided to take things one step further. They packed up and moved to the Banana Forest, a remote island known for its legendary banana peel slip competitions. 🏝🍌
And guess what? They even changed their last name to "Banana in the Jungle" because, well, why not? 🌴
😂 Moral: Bananas make life slippery and hilarious. Ready for your own jungle adventure? Tap into the Banana Mini App and let the fun begin! 🍌
Reflecting on 2024, it's been an incredible journey for Banana! 🍌 We've seen tremendous growth—not just in the number of users and partners, but in so many other aspects that make our community thrive. 🌟
We’re incredibly grateful for your continued support ❤️, and we want to take a moment to give a special shoutout to CARV for their contributions to our Minions' adventures. 🎮 Their vibrant community has been buzzing with activities 🐝, and we’re excited to share some of their ongoing highlights with you!
If you’re a core gamer 🎯, you’ll definitely want to check out their gaming channels for some top-tier content! 🔥
Plus, there’s still time to join their current campaigns alongside our fellow primates! 🐒
🚀 Join the CARV Squad - https://play.carv.io/events/c30ed25e-c89d-467e-960a-8a16b30de5f3/detail
And here’s the best part: Hold on to your peels... we’ve got some exciting news coming in 2025! 🥳 Stay tuned—it’s going to be a year to remember. 🍌✨
Let’s keep building an epic 2025 together—one game at a time! 🙌🎉
To the MOO 🤝🏻 Banana 🐄 🚀
🍌 Minions, let’s give a warm welcome to our new partners To the MOO
Complete their quests on the farm (Earn page) to win FREE fresh milk! 🥛
Play To the MOO Today
Let’s show To the MOO our Bananas